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Behold, a mechanical spider with a goldfish bowl on top.

If there was a conversation between mad scientists behind the creation of this creature, it would be the following:

Mad Scientist 1: You know what's awesome? Mechanical Spiders.

Mad Scientist 2: Oh yes, mechanical spiders are super awesome.

Mad Scientist 1: We should make one, then it can terrorise the townsfolk for us.

Mad Scientist 2: For us? Wouldn't we still have to control it?

Mad Scientist 1: Not if we give it a brain.

Mad Scientist 2: Now there's a good idea, what brain?

Mad Scientist 1: Any brain really. Hell, even a goldfish might have enough of a brain to run it.

Mad Scientist 2: Goldfish brain it is then.

Mad Scientist 1: What? No I meant that a goldfish would be the weakest possible choice for-

Mad Scientist 2: This is going to be awesome! I'll get on it right now.

Mad Scientist 1: No wait I-

Mad Scientist: See ya!

Mad Scientist: Damn... Well at least it will look cool.
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TheNecroswanson's avatar
Oh dear god, the single most unholy union ever! Gold fish and a mechanical spider! Run for the hills, lest ye be up to yar arm pits in soggy metal spider silk.